Everything Has a Price….
She doesn't walk onto the court.
She arrives.
All presence. All confidence. All drama. The kind of woman who takes up exactly as much space as she wants — and never once apologizes for it. She doesn't need to say a word. Her body language says everything before she picks up the paddle.
And then the paddle says the rest.
Body Language was designed for the woman who knows exactly what she's doing and loves every second of it. The glowing crystal ball. The sea-witch tentacles coiling with eerie magic. The kind of artwork that makes opponents genuinely nervous before the first serve.
And the dark Wretched Collection Keepsake Box it arrives in?
That's not packaging. That's a warning.
Because some things deserve to be unwrapped slowly.
T700 carbon fiber performance lives underneath all that darkness — responsive, powerful, USAP approved — because the girl who carries this one refuses to choose between a paddle that performs and a paddle that announces her.
She wants both. She deserves both.
The crystal ball already knew you were coming.
Beautiful enough to obsess over. Powerful enough to back it up.
Performance
The girl who carries Body Language doesn't have to choose between beautiful and powerful.
Underneath the artwork lives a pro-level T700 raw carbon fiber face — the same material serious players trust for exceptional spin, precision, and control. Paired with a premium polymer honeycomb core and perfectly balanced weight, this paddle delivers fast hands at the net and devastating power from the baseline.
It looks like a sea witch's most prized possession. It plays like she always wins.
Both are true. That's the whole point.
Her Story
This paddle came with terms and conditions.
Side one is the power — a glowing crystal ball wrapped in twisting sea-witch tentacles, radiating eerie magic and absolute confidence. Beautiful in the most dangerous possible way. The kind of image that makes people reach out to touch it and then think twice. It captures everything about a woman who has never doubted herself for a single second.
Side two delivers the warning on a wicked scroll:
Be careful what you wager. She plays for keeps.
Consider your opponents warned. They should have read the fine print.
Carry both sides with you every time you play.
Specs
Because she asked.
- Toray T700 Carbon Fiber | USAP Approved
- 14mm thickness — power and control in perfect balance
- Polypropylene honeycomb core with large sweet spot
- Diamond-grit matte finish for spin and precision
- 4.17" handle — designed for women
- Custom vegan leather comfort grip
- Weight: 7.9oz
- Arrives in signature dark Wretched Collection Keepsake Box
The perfect addition to your paddle collection. And honestly? A must-have.
Beautiful enough to obsess over. Powerful enough to back it up.
A Wretched Note
Our paddles are lovingly inspired by the enchanting world of fairytales and folklore. Each design is an original creation and not connected to any existing brand or licensed character, just a touch of our own imagination. All designs are patented or patent pending and copyrighted.
